AYYYY WES TECHHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S US!!!! ON COLBERT REPORT!!!!!!!
Alright, alright calm down. Let's get down to realness.
I will only be discussing one website today. And that is because it is a website so full, so plentiful—a cornucopia of pleasure, if you will—that we need not cast our eyes upon another.
I am speaking, of course, about the personal website of a Mr. Robert Goulet.
Some highlights:
Mr. G’s personal motto is “Check It Out.”
Robert is also an artist of the visual format—there’s a really great picture of a strange dragon/king/webbed footed monster, labeled simply as “critics.” Ah, gold. Gold drawn by a three year old retarded white tiger.
The best part would probably be the page where you get to read his poetry to the tunes of a gently strumming guitar and a horn that brings us across the seas to a land that time forgot, but one that brings up the longing in our hearts. Or some shit, whatever.
ALSO THE PICTURE OF THE G MAN IN HUGE SUNGLASSES, A SWEATBAND, AND A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE HOLDING A LITTLE DOG IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.
If you are still reading this you have no soul. Go to the site.
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