Monday, May 14, 2007

While you were using intimidating shout...

Finals week is upon us, like a mighty hawk upon a tiny mousey, or the possibly rabid raccoon upon our garbage bin in the back of the house.

LEEEROYYYYYYY JENNNKINS
This is these guys playing this game, and the other guy yells, and...I can't really explain it well, it's just too funny. There is really nothing better than World of Warcraft nerds getting overexcited about life. I like to imagine what it looks like, and then I laugh and laugh and laugh.

Live action Leroy Jenkins
Once you watch the first one, watch this. It is hilarious. Note: this is similar to LARP, for you freaks in the Butts.

More Leroy Live
Oh, and watch this one too.

HOW MUST I PREPARE, YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF. SHOULD I GOT TO AFRICA?
I count this guy as my life coach for three moments during my day. 1) Before rugby games. 2)Before I babysit. 3)Before sex. Obvs. But one thing about the guys talking about how your boy, the Ultimate Warrior, is so "crazy" or "disturbed." Can you really talk smack about anyone when you have one of those little cartoon badguy mustaches, the kind that is only worn by the guy who ties down the blondie girl onto the train tracks? Apparently yes, yes you can.

AI Preaches the truth
Sometimes, you just don't want to go to mothafuckin practice. Sometimes people yell at you for that. Sometimes you actually do go to practice. It's a complex world out there.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

KICKBAWLLLLLLLLL

BROS: We're playing keg kickball today, a battle, a final showdown if you will, between WesRugby and Old Methodist Rugby Football Club (Wesleyan's "other" rugby team, aka the boys). I will wear my finest spandex.

For all of your historical reenactments...
Click here to buy such important items as 18th century shirts, sock suspenders, and everything else a (gentle)man's heart could desire. Oh, and before you ask--yes, they do sell top hats, but I'm not entirely convinced that mesh undershirts are "a traditional British undergarment," unless by traditional they are referring to...something gay (or Jersey Shore, but that's New Jersey, not the olde Jersey from across the pond) that I can't think of.

Gladiator news!!!
If there's one thing I love, it's sweet fucking Gladiators. They just discovered a gladiator graveyard in Turkey. How incredibly awesome.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

If you Olin like a champ...

Go on write that paper...off...ah fuck it.

OMG GIRLLLL NO YOU DID NOT
OK as you may or may not know, I love Rich Eisen. He's like the hot dad your best friend never had. Anyway, this girl wanted to send him some hot pictures of her in a bikini, but she sent it to the email address that he shares with wifey! What a merry mix up!!!!!!!! This reminds me of the time I sent an email to Julia telling her what a whore Lindsey is but then I sent it to contact@thenotebookgirls.com, instead of jbaskin@Washu.edu, and now Lindsey and I don't speak anymore. Good times. Here's Rich's story.

My dad is going to go nuts over this
If anyone knows their Komedy with a capital K, they know that anything+a monkey equals funny (unless it's a vast spreading virus, in which case you just get what happened in Outbreak, and that shit was not funny). And now, for your viewing pleasure, here is a monkey riding on the back of a dog. You may die now.