Sophia and Emily are gone, which means PARTY AT 344 WASH IN SOPHIA AND EMILY'S ROOM WOOOO NO PARENTS.
Actually no.
Because that would be gay.
Eagles are great
A lot of people think nothing comes out of St. Louis. They might not have even known which state it's in, and wondered why their friend Julia Baskin would want to go to school all the way out...there...where it is. Anyway, apparently there are funny people there, like the one who made this video. Here's something great that came out of St. Louis, besides what Julia picked up from the first guy she hooked up with during orientation week (uncomfortable for her, hilarious for her friends, specifically me).
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Friday, February 9, 2007
Zooma Zooma
Last night, life came together in the form of the greatest game of all time, Zooma Zooma. Screaming, banging on the table, c4, dumie dumie bootsie bootsie, reality.
In case you were wondering....
I know I talk a lot about my behavior at the CEO's and Secretary Ho's party, but that's only because it's so representative of...something. Anyway, in the spirit of Best Week Ever's In Case You Missed It, here's something that might shed some light on this mysterious event.
And in no way is that depressing...
Valentine’s day is coming up…and even dead people of the Neolithic Era are having a more romantic time than I am about to. Unless by romantic you include olin, Lean Pockets, and soul crushing self doubt, in which case count me in for a day of l-u-v.
Walk it off Wes
Hats? Check
Nasty choreography? Check
Reality? Checks unlimited.
Further proof that Bridget from The Girls Next Door is actually in third grade
“I thought Wednesday’s birthday party went really good, and the dogs seemed to have a lot of fun, except Archie and Little Foot. They weren’t having it. I think it was too immature for them” A PARTY. FOR A DOG. AND EVEN THE DOG THINKS IT’S MORONIC.
"My theme this year for the easter egg party was peeps! I dressed up as the easter bunny!"
Just seeing her in a huge easter bunny costume running after her traumatized puppy with outstretched arms screaming “Winnie Winnie!!!!!!!” is a life-changing experience. In that I now know I need to change my life and stop watching this woman. Also, she’s dressed in the costume but they’re all just sitting around the table—NO ONE ELSE IS WEARING A COSTUME, THUS RENDERING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE A COSTUME PARTY.
Fuck it, just fuck it.
In case you were wondering....
I know I talk a lot about my behavior at the CEO's and Secretary Ho's party, but that's only because it's so representative of...something. Anyway, in the spirit of Best Week Ever's In Case You Missed It, here's something that might shed some light on this mysterious event.
And in no way is that depressing...
Valentine’s day is coming up…and even dead people of the Neolithic Era are having a more romantic time than I am about to. Unless by romantic you include olin, Lean Pockets, and soul crushing self doubt, in which case count me in for a day of l-u-v.
Walk it off Wes
Hats? Check
Nasty choreography? Check
Reality? Checks unlimited.
Further proof that Bridget from The Girls Next Door is actually in third grade
“I thought Wednesday’s birthday party went really good, and the dogs seemed to have a lot of fun, except Archie and Little Foot. They weren’t having it. I think it was too immature for them” A PARTY. FOR A DOG. AND EVEN THE DOG THINKS IT’S MORONIC.
"My theme this year for the easter egg party was peeps! I dressed up as the easter bunny!"
Just seeing her in a huge easter bunny costume running after her traumatized puppy with outstretched arms screaming “Winnie Winnie!!!!!!!” is a life-changing experience. In that I now know I need to change my life and stop watching this woman. Also, she’s dressed in the costume but they’re all just sitting around the table—NO ONE ELSE IS WEARING A COSTUME, THUS RENDERING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE A COSTUME PARTY.
Fuck it, just fuck it.
Monday, February 5, 2007
"Well I thought since we have this field here that we could go play in the field."
It's the Leggle-My-EggleBojangledorfs doing what they do
(Being gay.)
We at 344 have taken a few freshman under our wing, by which we mean lure them to our far away house with promises of free alcohol and loose women (Sophia). Josh and Sam are two of them. Well really just one of them, because I still can't tell them apart. Anyway, they're hilarious, and we love them. They get our sense of humor, specifically gay jokes. Here is a great video they made, Gay Next.
(Being gay.)
We at 344 have taken a few freshman under our wing, by which we mean lure them to our far away house with promises of free alcohol and loose women (Sophia). Josh and Sam are two of them. Well really just one of them, because I still can't tell them apart. Anyway, they're hilarious, and we love them. They get our sense of humor, specifically gay jokes. Here is a great video they made, Gay Next.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Day three of the four day weekend
I'm fading, but I'm going to ride this horse into the distance like the cowboy that I am. And then shoot a whole bunch of townsfolk who had it coming.
And by fading I mean still tasting remnants of Dubra and Franzia in the back of my throat, horse I mean hangover, and boy I mean girl. No wait, boy. Anyway...
Baby Breakdancing
I usually don't like little kids that much, mainly because of the pooping and the screaming and how they are so incredibly stupid, but then again that hasn't stopped me from dating, eyyyy am I right ladies, am I right? Anyway, leaving my bitter tendencies and life of solitude aside, this shit is hilarious.
The Pony Who Liked Fun
My joke just died the most horrible death ever. I had to delete it, it stunk of that much unfunny. I could just be smelling the second half of my meatball sub that I left on the kitchen table, but I'm pretty sure it was the bad joke I just spared all of you, yes all four of you, from having to read. Point being, these old cartoons are great.
Fame, sweet fleeting fame
Thanks to Isabella and the Argus for writing about (how nobody reads) my blog. Love yall.
THIS LADY WANTS TO CUT HER OWN LEG OFF
Realness has reached a record high. Basically this lady has this disease where you want to amputate parts of your body, and she wrote a darling little piece about it under a pseudonym. She writes "my youngest child is 10 and the eldest 15, and they do not know the truth about the removal of my leg yet. I told them I had a problem back in March and have had complications since. " But when her kids read this, the kids with the MOM THAT ONLY HAS ONE LEG WHO TOLD THEM THAT SHE HAD A PROBLEM BACK IN MARCH AND HAVE HAD COMPLICATIONS SINCE, won't they put two and two together? Probably not.
And by fading I mean still tasting remnants of Dubra and Franzia in the back of my throat, horse I mean hangover, and boy I mean girl. No wait, boy. Anyway...
Baby Breakdancing
I usually don't like little kids that much, mainly because of the pooping and the screaming and how they are so incredibly stupid, but then again that hasn't stopped me from dating, eyyyy am I right ladies, am I right? Anyway, leaving my bitter tendencies and life of solitude aside, this shit is hilarious.
The Pony Who Liked Fun
My joke just died the most horrible death ever. I had to delete it, it stunk of that much unfunny. I could just be smelling the second half of my meatball sub that I left on the kitchen table, but I'm pretty sure it was the bad joke I just spared all of you, yes all four of you, from having to read. Point being, these old cartoons are great.
Fame, sweet fleeting fame
Thanks to Isabella and the Argus for writing about (how nobody reads) my blog. Love yall.
THIS LADY WANTS TO CUT HER OWN LEG OFF
Realness has reached a record high. Basically this lady has this disease where you want to amputate parts of your body, and she wrote a darling little piece about it under a pseudonym. She writes "my youngest child is 10 and the eldest 15, and they do not know the truth about the removal of my leg yet. I told them I had a problem back in March and have had complications since. " But when her kids read this, the kids with the MOM THAT ONLY HAS ONE LEG WHO TOLD THEM THAT SHE HAD A PROBLEM BACK IN MARCH AND HAVE HAD COMPLICATIONS SINCE, won't they put two and two together? Probably not.
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