Again!?!?!?

Yes! Again!
It's barnight!
Only at Wesleyan for 8 months of the year do people say barnight and completely give up the word Wednesday.
"News!" Cause you know around here we (I) use that word pretty liberally.


CSpan to make federal events more widely available to the online community
Can’t wait to catch up on my pie charts and tight shots of Ted Kennedy napping.

Youtube blocked in Turkey
Guess they can’t catch up on babies falling down or more versions of box in a box (tits in a tupperwear? No?).
If only this Cspan and youtube thing could be combined…into one giant joke...if only…I were funnier….

GUY GETS HELD UP AT THE AIRPORT FOR SETTING OFF A METAL DETECTOR, AND THEY’RE LIKE OH WE GOTTA LOOK IN YOUR BUTT AND HE’S LIKE YEAH I GOT SOME WIRES UP THERE. IN MY BUTT.
Sometimes, it’s like God just hands down a little gem and is like Hey, run wild. This is one of those times.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIG
IT HAS TWO NOSES AND THREE EYES AND TWO MOUTHS AND ONE SHARED HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAS THE WORLD GONE COMPLETELY MAD!?!?!?! AND WHERE IS THAT PUNCTUATION MARK THAT COMBINES THE QUESTION MARK WITH THE EXCLAMATION POINT WHEN YOU NEED IT?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Gay Soccer part 3
One of my favorite things to do is to type “gay soccer” into youtube and see what happens. This latest installment in our series is pure genius. Let me tell you, if this guy reffed more games, soccer would be USA USA USA’s number 1 sport. Just kidding, it will always be football. You homo.